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First day at the new office and I already want to disappear. They handed me my 'uniform', a thick, crinkly diaper, and told me all the girls have to wear them during work hours. I tried to smile and act professional, but how can you feel professional when you're padded up like a toddler? The worst part was this morning when my husband dropped me off. He grinned and said, "Should I take you to work or daycare?" He thought it was funny. I forced a laugh, but inside I was dying. Because he's not wrong. I'm here in my office, dressed for naptime, trying to look like a competent adult while wearing a gigantic diaper. Every time I shift in my chair, it rustles, reminding me exactly how far from 'real adulthood' I've fallen today.