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Let’s get one thing straight, your constant gossiping is beyond unprofessional, it’s pathetic. I’ve had multiple employees come to me over the last month complaining that you can't keep your mouth shut. Whispers by the coffee machine, judgmental comments in the break room, laughing behind people's backs in the hallway... It’s relentless. You know what I think of women who gossip nonstop? They're childish. They thrive on drama because they have nothing meaningful to contribute. And frankly? It's annoying as hell. You think no one notices your little side conversations or those snide remarks masked as "concern"? Grow up. The diapers were supposed to teach you some discipline, but clearly you need a stronger reminder about when to stay quiet. So here's what's happening: starting tomorrow, you'll be coming into this office not only padded up like a toddler, but with a pacifier shoved in your mouth too. That's right, every time I see you trying to whisper or start some useless rumor, I want you sucking on that silicone nipple instead. No more chatty little comments, no more stirring the pot just because you're bored. From now on, if I catch you without it during work hours, consider it a write-up. And don't even think about pulling it out to complain or make excuses, because honestly? The sound of your voice has become background noise I'm tired of hearing. You want to act like a petty high schooler? Fine. You'll be treated like one: silenced and infantilized until you learn some basic professionalism. Get used to the taste of rubber and the sight of your coworkers staring at you while you sit there mute and diapered. Maybe then you'll finally understand how irritating all that pointless chatter really was for everyone else around here.