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Honestly, my boss is such a weirdo. Like, he makes every woman in the office wear diapers. I don't know if it's some kind of power trip or a fetish thing, but honestly? I got used to it pretty quick. It's just a thicker form of underwear once you get past the initial weirdness. But then there's the rule: we actually have to *use* them. Yeah, no bathroom breaks allowed, just go right there at your desk like some sort of bizarre corporate puppy training program. That part? Really fucking weird. You just sit there trying to focus on spreadsheets while you feel everything getting warm and heavy between your legs. And God forbid your diaper ever leaks. He catches even the smallest spot and he will literally rub your nose in it. Happened to me once, just one time, and I've never been more humiliated in my life. Having that warm, soiled padding dragged across my face while he scolds you like a toddler… ugh, so disgusting. And you’re stuck smelling like piss for hours afterward because of course you can’t exactly shower it off mid-shift. You can always tell when another girl has had an accident too because the smell follows her around all day. Just earlier I walked past Sarah from accounting and caught that unmistakable scent trailing behind her. Poor thing must have leaked today, probably already had her turn with the boss rubbing her face in it before she even reached her cubicle. It’s wild how normalized this whole situation feels now, but still... definitely not something they teach you about in business school.