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Bro, trust me, you wouldn't survive for long in the zombie apocalypse. Nah, I'd be good, I'd have those zombies running from me. Oh yeah? And what about food? What happens when you run out of food? What do you mean? LOL dummy, you know you can't just go to the store and buy food during the apocalypse right? Uh, yeah... I didn't think of that... what would I eat? Seriously? You’d be so useless out there, you’d probably just starve and whine. I'd have to pull you onto my lap and pop a tit in your mouth just so you'd stop crying. Forget the zombies, your survival plan would be a milk buffet courtesy of your sister. Wait, for real? You’d actually breastfeed me? Like, you’d let me suck on your tits so I wouldn’t starve? Well, yeah, obviously. You’d be sucking and swallowing every drop just to stay alive, and you’d probably get off on it too, you pervert. How long do you think it would last? What, the breast feeding? LOL no, the apocalypse. Uhhh forever? It's not like all the zombies would turn back into people after a month, you know? Yeah, I guess you're right. I'd be sucking your tits every day basically forever... Yeah, you would. You should be grateful you have a sister who cares this much. I’d keep you safe, fed, and close. It’s just what family does for each other when things get rough, right? Shit, maybe we should, uh, practice now... you know, just in case. I don’t want to choke or anything when it’s for real. So… can I try? Oh please, you just want an excuse to get close to my boobs, isn’t it? Fine, come here. But don’t get any weird ideas, this is strictly survival training. Open up.