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Hey, I've been looking through your listings and I really like a lot of the stuff you're selling. This might be a weird question, and please feel free to say no, but would you ever consider selling your poop? Like, fresh shit in a bag or a container. I totally understand if that's not something you'd be comfortable with, just thought I'd ask. Yeah, I've thought about it before. Honestly, it's just shit. I don't get the appeal at all. What are you even going to do with it? Just... smell it? Or...? Yeah, I guess it’s best to be honest since you asked. It's for a human toilet fetish thing, I fantasize about eating a hot girl's shit. I know it's disgusting, but it is what it is. So yeah, if you sold it to me... I'd eat it. Or at least try to. Well, just because I'm hot doesn't mean it would taste good. It's shit, dude, it's gonna be bitter and gross no matter who it comes from. You'd probably gag the second you tried to put it in your mouth. Are you sure you've really thought this through? I'm willing to pay $150 for it. I know the risks and I know it'll be gross, that's part of it for me. So just let me know if you're willing to do it or not. Wow, $150? Okay, yeah, I can do it. Since you're being honest and paying that much, I guess I can be real with you too. Just so you know what you're getting into, even though I'm a girl, my shits are usually really big and smell awful. Like, seriously rank. Sometimes they're thick and log-like, other times they're just massive loads that practically clog the toilet. They’re never cute or dainty; they're heavy, stinky, and gross. If you still want to go through with this knowing that, then we can make it happen. When were you thinking? That's literally perfect! You have no idea how much better that makes it. The bigger and smellier, the more I'll get my money's worth. Honestly, knowing it's coming from someone who looks like you but takes these nasty, foul dumps just turns me on even more.