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Just about to bite into this delicious cookies and cream chocolate bar. It's so rich and creamy, but you know what's going to be even richer and creamier later? What comes out the other end. That's right, someone can enjoy this after I do when it becomes my custom-made shit. And my body makes everything better, trust me. Who wants to be the lucky one to eat it after I do? Okay just joking. But seriously, I had a huge bacon double cheeseburger with extra onions and a large fries for lunch today. Last night was pasta with a really heavy garlic cream sauce and about four slices of garlic bread. My system is working on all that right now, churning it together. If you order now, you get first dibs on that unique blend. Don't wait too long or someone else will be enjoying my digested masterpiece instead of you.