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Alright, so I need some advice from the veterans here. I sell my shit online, and most of my buyers are totally fine, but I just had this one guy place an order after being a complete jerk in our DMs. He was demanding, talked down to me like I was his servant, and generally had a nasty attitude. Instead of calling him out or canceling the order, I’ve decided to give him exactly what he paid for… but I want to make it an experience he’ll never forget. My goal is to make my next load smell so foul and taste so disgusting that he genuinely regrets ever messaging me. I want it to be the worst shit he's ever encountered in his life. I'm talking about something that reeks so bad it fills the whole room the second he opens the container, and tastes so horrific he gags instantly. What can I do to achieve this? What foods should I eat in the days leading up to it? Are there any specific supplements or drinks that will really amp up the nastiness? Any other tricks you’ve learned to absolutely ruin a batch for a deserving customer? Eat asparagus for two days straight. The sulfur smell will be unreal. Mix in some really cheap protein powder with your meals. That always makes my shit taste incredibly bitter and chemical-like. Don't drink much water the day before. Dehydrated crap is so much more concentrated and acrid. Fried onions and lots of garlic. It seeps through your pores and into everything, the smell clings for days. Try some canned fish, like sardines or tuna. That oily, fishy flavor comes out powerfully in the final product. If you can stomach it, fermented foods like kimchi or sauerkraut work wonders for creating that funky, rotten taste. You are all amazing, thank you so much. I'm taking notes on everything and my grocery list is looking absolutely foul. I have a really good feeling that this batch is going to be fucking awful in the best way possible. I can't wait to package it up for him. I'll be super sweet in my final message before shipping, telling him how special this one is and how much care I put into it just for him. And then I'm definitely going to ask if he can promise me, for me, that he will eat every single last bite. It would mean everything to know he's enjoying my gift so thoroughly.