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New Listing: Triple Threat Special, $450 Hi there! I'm so excited to offer something a little different today. My two gorgeous roommates and I have decided to collaborate on a truly unique experience for you. We're selling a single container filled with all of our shit from one day. The three of us live together, and we share almost everything, including most of our meals! We usually cook one big, delicious dinner for all of us, so our diets are super similar. You can expect our shit to have that lovely, consistent base from all the yummy food we eat together. But here's the fun part! While our diet is the same, our bodies are not. One of my roommates has IBS, which really does a number on her digestion. So in this container, you'll get my normal, healthy logs, my other roommate's perfectly formed crap, and then... well, let's just say our IBS girl adds a special surprise. Her shit is often much softer, sometimes even downright runny, and it packs a uniquely potent smell that will definitely stand out. When you order this listing, you aren't just getting one girl's shit. You're getting a container filled with all of our shit combined. It’s a genuine blend of the three of us. You might be able to spot the differences if you look closely, the texture variations or slight color shifts, but it will all be mingled together in one glorious container. So what you're buying is one sealed container packed to the brim with our combined shit, a genuine piece of all three of us, ready for whatever disgusting purpose you have in mind for it! Although, I do suspect that whoever does buy this will plan on eating it. hehe if you do purchase this listing, please, send me a message afterward and tell me everything. What was the texture like as it hit your tongue? Could you make out the different consistencies from each of us? How did the flavor hit you, was it mostly our shared dinner, or could you taste my roommate's special IBS surprise cutting through? Did you manage to get every last bit down, or was there something left in the container? Good luck! And for it's worth, I truly hope you manage to eat all of it, it would turn me on sooo much knowing you did!