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Okay, so I was just sitting here scrolling through my DMs and thinking about how weird my side hustle has gotten. Like, it started as a joke, you know? To see if someone would actually buy my shit? And now... it's kinda a thing I do sometimes when I need cash for new clothes or something. It’s so gross to even think about, but the messages these dudes send afterwards are just insane. They'll be like, "Thank you Goddess, your shit was so potent and earthy." Earthy! Can you believe that? Or they go into detail about the texture, calling it rich and creamy one time, or saying it had this really satisfying firmness another time. One guy said it had a bittersweet aftertaste that lingered for hours and he loved it. It’s honestly hilarious but also makes me want to gag. What kind of man gets pays to eat a girl's shit? Like, what is wrong with them? How is that actually real??? I'm just over here eating tacos and living my life, and my literal crap is some guy's five-star meal. It's so pathetic and disgusting, but hey... their money spends the same. Sometimes I laugh until I cry thinking about it. They're out there savoring every bite while I'm just trying not to throw up reading their reviews.