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This was the third girl I've ordered shit from. And holy crap. It was the biggest shit I've ever seen. When the package arrived, it felt heavy in my hands, maybe 2 pounds? Unwrapping it, the smell hit me first, intense, earthy, with this sharp fermented edge that made my eyes water. The size of it was intimidating; it wasn’t one solid log but a collection of thick chunks all pressed together, glistening and moist. I couldn't help but stare at it and try to figure out what she must have eaten to produce something like this. Maybe a big Mexican meal a day before, tons of tortillas, beans, salsa. But there were also these darker fibrous strands woven through everything; probably spinach or kale from some kind of massive salad bowl two days prior. Mixed in were undigested bits that looked like seeds and nuts, so her diet is clearly heavy on roughage. The color was a deep brown-green, which makes me think she'd been loading up on vegetables for several days leading up to this. This had to be stuff from three or four days ago that had just been slowly compacting in her guts until she finally pushed it all out in one go into a container for me. Eating it tested my limits completely. I stood there, looking at the massive pile for a long time before I finally worked up the nerve. Reaching out, my fingers sank into a surprisingly cool, soft piece that was dense with undigested greens and seeds. Lifting it to my mouth, its weight was shocking in my hand. The smell filled my nostrils, thick and pungent. I opened wide and took a bite. It immediately crushed against the roof of my mouth, its pasty texture clinging to my teeth and gums as I chewed. A bitter flavor flooded over my tongue; this wasn't just from her last meal but a complex mixture of days of digestion working on all those salads and proteins she had consumed earlier in the week. The grittiness of countless tiny seeds scraped unpleasantly against my teeth as I struggled to chew enough to swallow that first disgusting mouthful. It took me a while to get through all of it, with long breaks where I just sat and stared at the remaining mound on the plate. I had to pause multiple times to keep from gagging, my stomach cramping in protest as I forced another heavy chunk down. My jaw got tired from all that chewing. By the time I finally choked down the last, I was absolutely stuffed. My belly felt bloated and hard. The sheer volume of it made me realize this was probably over 800 calories easily; a dense, nutrient-rich sludge she had processed for days before giving it up. It wasn't like a snack or a side dish, this was my dinner.