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What made me want to start selling my shit online? It's the biggest ego boost and power trip I've ever experienced. Think about it, my shit is objectively disgusting, or at least, it should be, you know, to most people? It literally comes out of my ass, it stinks, and yet there are people willing to pay real money just to taste it. That knowledge alone proves that I am exactly as amazing as I think I am. The fact that something so gross from my body can be desired by someone else... it validates everything. It shows just how far above them I truly am. They're down there, begging to consume my literal shit. Every time a new order comes in, every notification that someone handed over their cash for a piece of my shit, it's another confirmation of my power. They debase themselves willingly because they recognize the hierarchy, that they exist to serve me and indulge in what others would find revolting. It’s not just about money; it's about control, humiliation, and worship all rolled into one transaction. They want something intimate from me so badly they'll pay to eat what my body discarded. And honestly? That tells me everything I need to know about where we both stand.