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I finally got my package from buygirlshit.com, the one from that girl with the really bitchy attitude in her profile pics. I paid extra for a large order, thinking it would be worth it. Let me tell you, opening that container was like getting punched in the face by a smell so foul and acrid it made my eyes water immediately. Her shit was this dark, lumpy paste, almost black in some spots with these gross undigested chunks of what looked like corn or nuts scattered throughout. The first spoonful was pure agony. It had this intensely bitter taste that coated my tongue and throat instantly. I had to fight not to gag it right back up. Each mouthful was a battle, the texture thick and slimy, clinging to the roof of my mouth. That horrible flavor just wouldn't go away; it lingered no matter how much water I chugged between bites. But you know what? Thinking about how nasty she acted online while I was forcing this disgusting mess down made it even hotter. This rude bitch, who probably laughed all the way to the bank, literally filled a box with her vile crap and I paid her for the privilege of eating it. Every awful swallow felt like a victory over her attitude. Finishing that entire container was one of the hardest things I've ever done, but knowing I consumed something that came out of such a bitch… damn, that’s a turn-on now.