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Let's be honest, the world is just overflowing with useless men. You see them everywhere, taking up space, contributing nothing but their mediocre opinions and fragile egos. So why not put them to actual use? Repurposing certain types of men as permanent human toilets isn't just a kinky fantasy; it's a logical step forward for society. It’s environmentally friendly. No more wasting gallons of water with every flush. These men would be self-cleaning, or rather, they’d be cleaned by those who use them, ensuring they stay functional and hygienic. And let’s talk about the selection process. We’re not talking about just any man here. We're targeting the ones who have truly earned this demotion, the arrogant ones who think they're God's gift to women, the lazy ones who can't be bothered to pull their own weight, the ones whose only notable skill is taking up oxygen. This isn't punishment; it's reassignment. They wanted to be useful? Well, now they can be. So instead of taking up space, they’d actually serve a purpose. They’d be bolted to the floor in public restrooms, tucked away in stalls at McDonald's, or even set up in private homes for personal use. They’re on their knees, heads positioned over receptacles, waiting silently. You pick one, unzip, and relieve yourself without a second thought. He exists for that purpose now, to serve. In private homes, it gets even better. Every girl deserves her own personal toilet at home. Hard day at work? Come home and take it out on him. Had a bad date? Nothing like watching him struggle to swallow your waste to put things in perspective. He doesn't get to speak unless it's to thank you for using him. It would be nice putting them in their place, literally beneath us. It might sound horrible for them, being reduced to furniture, forced to swallow things no one should have to taste. But ask yourself: did they ever really have dignity to begin with?