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OMG 😂 okay so u know those all dressed hot dogs I ate like 7 of them a few hours ago??? They were SOOO greasy lol and the buns were kinda soggy too… anyway they went straight thru me 💀 my stomach has been gurgling for ages and I feel sooo bloated rn haha. U should’ve seen them, they looked fucking disgusting🤢 but damn they tasted good in my mouth 😆 Sooo guess what?? You’re gonna be my little personal toilet today!!! Yeah ur gonna kneel down right here 🧎‍♂️ and open ur mouth reaaaal wide 👄 cuz I gotta take a MASSIVE shit and honestly this is just way funnier than using the actual toilet LMAO 😭 Like fr can u imagine?? Me, a super pretty girl, just casually taking a dump in some guy’s mouth?? And you have to just sit there and take it 🤣 don’t even think about moving or spitting it out!! My tummy is making THE loudest noises rn… it’s definitely boutta be messy 💩 Ohhh also just so u know… since those hot dogs went through me so fast? There might still be lil chunks of wiener in my poop 🤮 undigested bits of mystery meat floating around in there LOL isn’t that hilarious?? Bet u never thought you’d eat half-digested hot dog from a girl's ass huh?? Anywayyyy get ready!!! Once I’m done you better swallow every last bit AND lick my butt clean after ok?? No complaining!! This is literally the funniest thing ever omg 😆😆 hurry up & get on ur knees, I can’t hold it much longerrrr 💀💩