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Hey, so ummm... you know what today is? It's like, National Human Toilet Day. I just found out about it, it's totally a real thing. Like, people celebrate by... well, using someone else as their toilet. Isn't that wild? Soooo what'ya say? Like, would you maybe want to be my toilet? Please? I’d totally do anything! Look, I know how much you stare at my friend Chrissy when she comes over. Next time she sleeps over, I could totally snatch her panties for you, like the ones she wore all day. You could have them if you just let me... you know... use your mouth... Please?? I’m literally begging you, if you have any sisterly love for your baby sister at all, you’ll do this for me. I’m not asking to borrow money or your car, just… let me sit on your face and take a shit in your mouth. That’s all! Come on, be a good brother for once and just open up. Please?!?!?!??