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Right, so I ate seven all-dressed hot dogs a few hours ago. They were amazing then, but now they're ready to come out. And since you’re here… well, you know the arrangement. I honestly don’t care what you think about it. You’re going to open up and take this, because frankly, that's what you're for. It's not personal, it's just practical. I need to go, and you're available. So, are you hungry? Hungry for some hot dog shit? I guess it doesn't really matter if you are or not. This is happening either way. Just do me a favor and try not to make a mess. The less cleanup I have to deal with afterward, the better for both of us. Ready when you are. Or… well, ready or not, actually.