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Ooooh, I see you staring! Do you like my pussy? Look at how cute and perfect it is. You can't stop looking, can you? It's so pretty and pink, just begging to be touched. But oh no, not by *you*. It makes me giggle so much just thinking about it! My sweet little pussy isn't for boys like you. No way! It's only for real men. The kind who know what to do with it, who can actually handle a woman. And you? Oh my god, don't make me laugh! You're not a man at all, are you? Look at you! You're practically a pussy yourself! How hilarious is that? A little pussy-boy dreaming about a real girl's pussy he can never, ever have. Keep on dreaming, pussy boy. Haha, oh my god! I just had the funniest thought. Could you even fill one of those magnum condoms? The ones real men use? Probably not! It would just be flopping around in there like a tiny little pea in a giant grocery bag. That's so sad and soooo funny! Aww, does that make you feel bad? You should! You can't even handle a regular condom, let alone satisfy a woman like me. My pussy needs a real cock to stretch it out and make it feel good, not some useless little nub. It’s honestly pathetic. Just go look for another pussy-boy like yourself to play with; you're not getting anywhere near mine!