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I just finished my workout, so every inch of me is glistening and salty. If you want a taste, it’s going to cost you, and I don’t negotiate. Starting with the basics: thigh sweat. That’ll be $50 per lick. Boob sweat? A bit more exclusive, $75 per swipe of the tongue. My stomach sweat is another $60. And ass sweat… well, that’s the luxury package. $150 per taste, and don’t even think about complaining. The cost if per lick? Like a long lick or... what? Per lick means one continuous motion of your tongue along the area you're paying for. A "long lick" from top to bottom counts as one. If you stop and start again, that's another payment. So if you want to drag your tongue from my knee all the way up my inner thigh without lifting it, that's $50. But if you pause halfway for a breath? That's another $50. It keeps things simple for me and expensive for you. Now stop stalling and decide where you want to start wasting your money. How much to lick your entire stomach and boobs? Here's what I can do... since you're so focused on my stomach and tits, and because it's a pain to count every single lick, I'll make it simple. $1K. That buys you two minutes, unlimited, non-stop licking of my entire stomach and both breasts. The clock starts the second your tongue touches my skin. You stop when I say time's up. No nibbling, no hands, just your mouth working for every second of those 120 seconds. Do we have a deal, or are you going to stand there looking stupid while my sweat dries? Okay, that's a lot, but I'll do it. Give me a moment to e-transfer. Next time I might want to try licking your ass sweat too. But for now this is all I can afford. I worked hard for this, so I hope it's worth it for me. Your transfer just cleared. Good. And let's be clear, this isn't about what's "worth it" for you. You're paying for the privilege of tasting me, not for your satisfaction. If you want gratitude, lick a salt block. Two minutes starts now. Tongue on skin, go.