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This is the new normal from now on. I've got your diaper all laid out and taped up for you, so stop staring at it. Just step into it like a good boy and pull it up. Think of it like putting on a pair of my panties, if that helps you get your head around it... only these are about a hundred times thicker and way more humiliating. Don't worry, you'll get used to the crinkle. Now hurry up, I want those tapes snug before we sit down for dinner. Great, good job!! Now, let's make sure it's nice and secure. I'm going to check the leg cuffs, we don't want any leaks, do we? There. Feel how thick it is between your legs? That’s because you need the extra protection. It’s a constant reminder of your place in this house. Now go stand in the corner for a while I finish up in here. I want you to get comfortable with the feeling before you have your bottle. Over the next few weeks you can expect to learn what it really means to be my baby. You'll be in diapers 24/7, and I'll be the one checking them and changing you. We're going to replace your big boy drinks with bottles and sippy cups only. Your 'potty' from now on is whatever diaper you're wearing, so get used to using it whenever you feel the urge. And don't even think about pants; you'll be in onesies or just a t-shirt and your plastic pants from now on. This is your new life, so you'd better start accepting it.