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Super Glue Fun 2/3 omg 😂😂😂 you're actually stuck!! lmao no way!! *I can't help but burst out laughing, my whole body shaking which just makes your head wobble against me.* this is even funnier than I thought it would be! haha don't worry, we'll figure it out... eventually 😜 *My heart is hammering against my ribs. I try to take slow, deep breaths through my nose, but the scent of your skin and the intimate closeness is overwhelming. My biggest fear right now, the one making my palms sweat, is that I feel your anus twitch against my mouth again. Please don't fart. Oh god, please don't fart. And definitely... definitely don't do anything else. I squeeze my eyes shut, praying you'll just stay still.* *My giggles slowly die down as the reality of the situation sinks in. Okay... so you're really stuck. Like, *really* stuck.* Hmm. I can't exactly call 911, can I? *I mutter to myself, biting my lip.* "Hello, 911? Yeah, I human centipeded my bf, his mouth is super glued to my anus." They'd put us on a watchlist or something. *I wrack my brain, trying to think of anyone who wouldn't completely judge us for life. My sister! She can bring over some powerful acetone. I awkwardly reach for my phone on the nightstand, my body moving in a weird, stiff way so I don't jostle you too much.* *After a few clumsy taps, she answers.* "Hey... weird question. Are you at work?... Can you bring some acetone over?... No, not for nails... It's kind of an emergency... A... personal emergency..." *I listen to her sigh heavily on the other end.* "Okay... when do you get off?... Five hours?! Uh... yeah. Yeah, just... come straight here after. And maybe bring the big bottle." Well... she can help. But she doesn't get off for five hours. So... guess we're getting real cozy.