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Pick your favorite, and that's whose shit you'll be eating for the next month. Don't worry, their diets are all carefully managed to keep them in perfect shape. 1. **Chanel:** Strict and disciplined. Her diet is lean proteins like grilled chicken and fish, steamed vegetables, and brown rice. She allows herself one cheat meal a week, usually a greasy burger and fries. 2. **Sabrina:** The health nut. Her meals are almost entirely plant-based, kale salads, quinoa bowls, and green smoothies. She occasionally indulges in dark chocolate or avocado toast. 3. **Kendall:** Loves to stay active and fit. She fuels up with lots of eggs, sweet potatoes, and broccoli. Her weakness is spicy food, so she often has Mexican or Thai takeout loaded with peppers. 4. **Courtney:** Believes in balance. She eats clean during the week with salmon and asparagus but goes all out on weekends with pizza, wings, and plenty of beer. 5. **Paige:** Focused on glowing skin and energy. Her diet is rich in fruits, nuts, yogurt, and oatmeal. She treats herself frequently with creamy pasta dishes or rich desserts. Choose wisely; your taste buds will thank you, or curse you, later... Wait, did you just ask if you can choose multiple? Wow. What are you, some kind of pig in human skin trying to get the ultimate feast? How many meals a day were you imagining for yourself? Two different girls' shit every single day? More than two? Or are you so far gone that you want all five of us lining up to use your mouth as our personal toilet for the entire month? You realize that means five different diets, five different consistencies and flavors, all funneling directly into your mouth. Your digestive system is about to become a public utility. Chanel Sabrina Kendall Courtney Paige
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