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Let's see... how about 500$, and I'll let you lick my ass. Yeah, you heard me. Don't look so shocked, you know this is a bargain for someone like you. Just look at it. Perfectly smooth, round, and untouched by anyone less than completely devoted. My skin is flawless back there, soft as anything you've ever imagined, and trust me, you’ve imagined it plenty. Your tongue sliding over each cheek would be the most intimate experience of your life… but that’s only if I allow it. For 500 bucks, though? Fine. Think about it: no one else will ever get this close to me unless they pay up or prove their worth, and let’s be real, sweetheart, you fall squarely in the 'pay up' category. It’ll feel incredible for *me*, obviously… the warmth of your pathetic little tongue worshiping my perfect ass while I relax and enjoy being served like the queen I am. It won't just be a quick swipe either, I’m talking slow, deliberate licks from top to bottom until every inch shines with your spit. You can almost taste it already, can't you? This could be your one chance to show me what that mouth of yours is actually good for instead of just begging for attention. And if you're lucky... I might even fart in your face while you're down there doing all that hard work. No extra charge on that, wouldn't that just be incredibly nice of me? Consider it a little surprise gift from me to you; my own personal scent filling your lungs while you're busy proving your devotion with that tongue of yours. So… are we doing this or not? My time isn’t free and neither is my body. Five hundred dollars, that's all it takes to have your face buried where most men only dream of going. Don't make me ask twice; an offer like this doesn't last forever