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Just finished the most incredible dinner… and honestly, it’s a little tragic that I have to look at this receipt myself. Like, my eyes are too pretty for this. But good thing this isn't really my problem, is it? Someone out there must be feeling generous today and looking for a way to earn some good karma. Pay me back for this, and maybe I'll even remember your name. Think of it as your one shot to actually do something meaningful, funding my lifestyle. So, who’s going to step up and be my hero for the day? Don't make me wait; Venmo is in my bio. The first one to clear this for me gets a special little "thank you" DM. Don't all rush at once… actually, do. It’s the most purpose your sad little life will have all week.