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Pay Pig Sacrifices: Continued And just like that, you did it. The confirmation came through. You actually went to the store, looked at that pathetic selection of dog food, and bought it for yourself. You see my worth so clearly that you're willing to debase yourself down to an animal's level just to keep a fraction of my attention. You understand that your purpose is not to live well, but to fund *my* ability to live exquisitely. Let's look at the numbers, since you were so diligent. That grocery budget was what, $120? And you spent… let me see… $18.47 on a truly revolting assortment of meat-by-products and gravy. You saved $101.53 by choosing to eat like a dog. I need to see it. Take a picture of your dinner and send it to me right now. I want to see the reality of your devotion. Oh, my god. That is… even more perfect than I imagined. Look at that. Chunky, brown, disgusting paste sitting in that cheap plastic bowl. You can even see a few unidentifiable gristly bits poking through the gravy-like slop. And you’re telling me you’re going to put that in your mouth? That you’re going to swallow it? For me? This picture is going straight into my favorites folder. This is the purest form of worship I have ever received. Look at how low you've willingly sunk for just a chance to please me. You traded a real meal for this… this *substance*… and sent me the money without a single complaint.