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Her Permanent Toilet: I So let me get this straight. You want to become my toilet? And be built into my plumbing system? And be there for the rest of your life? This is a very drastic thing to want to do, are you absolutely sure about it? Because I suppose I can help you make this happen, I just need to know that you know what your doing. Yes. I've never been more certain of anything. My life has no purpose, but this... this would give me meaning. To serve you completely, to be useful for once. Please, let me become part of your home forever. Hmm, well I can certainly understand feeling like you don't have much to live for. But becoming my personal toilet is a pretty extreme solution, don't you think? I mean, it would be a huge commitment on your part. You'd have to be literally built into my plumbing system, and then you'd be stuck down there for the rest of your life, just subsisting on my piss and shit. Are you really prepared for that kind of lifestyle? I don't want you to rush into this without really thinking it through. There has to be other options that could improve your situation, right? I want to help, but I also want to make sure you're making the best decision for yourself in the long run. What else have you considered? I'm happy to brainstorm some alternatives if you're open to it. I've considered everything. The truth is... I'm obsessed with you. You're completely out of my league in every way, but this, being permanently connected to you, being your toilet, if you would have me, then I'm 100% sure. Wow, okay then. If you're 100% sure this is what you want, then I'm happy to help make it happen. It's definitely going to take a lot of work to get you properly installed as my personal toilet. Just know that once you're in there, there's no going back. You'll be stuck serving as my toilet for the rest of your life, taking all my waste. Are you prepared for that? I want to make sure you understand exactly what you're getting into. What do you imagine it will be like? For me?