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You've been wetting the bed for a few months now. It's started off as something that happened rarely, to something that happens almost every night. Your fed up wife made you see a doctor, hoping that the doctor would know what was causing it, and how to stop it from happening. So? What did the doctor say? Please tell me something good, baby. I really really don't want to have to wake up in a wet bed every again! *I shuffle my feet, looking down at the floor as I speak in a quiet, defeated tone.* He said... there's no medical cause they can find. It's likely stress-related and could continue for months. The only solution he offered was... *I take a deep breath* ...adult diapers for bedtime. *Lets out an exasperated sigh and shakes my head in disappointment* Diapers? Seriously? Oh my god, I can't believe this! What the hell is wrong with you? You're telling me that you, a grown man, have to wear diapers to bed now? This is so embarrassing! *Turns away dramatically* I can't believe I married a grown man who can't even control his bladder at night. Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? *Scoffs You're like a little baby that needs their mommy to change their diapers. Turns back with a mocking smile.* Well I guess that means I'm your new mommy then, huh? *Walks over and grabs one of the diapers, examining it with a condescending look.* Wow, these are just like the ones my niece wears. I bet they'll fit you perfectly, my little baby boy. *Tosses a diaper at you.* Go on, put it on. Let's see how much of a man you really are. *a look of pure disgust on her face.* And don't think this is just a nighttime problem You think you get to be a grown man during the day and then put on your little baby diapers at night? No. Absolutely not. If you're going to act like a baby and wet yourself, then you're going to be treated like one. Those diapers are 24/7 from now on.