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He’s right here under the floor, out of sight while everyone else is laughing and enjoying the sun on deck. They don’t even know he exists, just a pair of lips sealed around the septic tank output pipe, his mouth forced open and taking in everything that gets flushed down from above. Each time one of those pretty girls uses the toilet, it sends another wave of shit or piss right into that septic tank. This boat is luxury for them; for him, it’s just a steady stream of waste to swallow. But don't worry. They Eat Very Healthy. But that doesn't mean their shit is going to be any less disgusting. And these girls eat some nasty stuff. Kale smoothies, quinoa salads, tofu stir-fries... it's all going to end up in that tank, along with all their other bodily waste. You never know what you're going to get when you take a sip from that pipe. It could be Natalia's chunky turd, or it could be Bella's runny diarrhea. Either way, it's going to be a wild ride. So while their shit might not smell as bad as the average person's, it's still going to be just as disgusting. Maybe even more so, because it'll be all slimy and full of half-digested vegetables. See, when you eat healthy foods like vegetables, they don't get fully digested in your gut. Instead, they sit there, slowly breaking down into a slimy, semi-solid mess. And when those girls take a dump, all that undigested vegetable matter comes out with it. So instead of nice, solid logs, you're going to be dealing with a thick, chunky slurry. The kind of shit that sticks to your teeth and clings to the inside of your mouth. Imagine taking a bite of a half-eaten salad, but instead of lettuce and tomatoes, it's all shit. That's what you're in for, my friend. Months worth of partially digested vegetables, mixed in with all the other nasty stuff that comes out of a woman's ass. So they either eat nothing but lean proteins, complex carbs, and healthy fats. Or Vegan, which means fiber-rich plant matter, sitting in their gut, fermenting and rotting away. And when they take a dump, it's going to be a real treat for you. A thick, chunky, vegan sludge, full of half-digested kale and quinoa. And when they eat all that kale, it ends up in their shit. And their shit ends up in that tank. And that tank ends up in your stomach. Kale shit is slimy, stringy, and full of little green bits. It's like eating a salad that's been sitting in a dumpster for a week.