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Connected to the Yacht Septic Tank: Part 2 You even catch traces of quinoa and chia seeds, their tiny granules adding an odd, gritty texture to the otherwise smooth liquid waste. The occasional chunky bits of avocado and coconut oil are surprisingly recognizable, their fats providing a thicker consistency to your drink. It's almost as if you're consuming a backwards superfood smoothie, where all the nutritional value has been extracted and you're left with only the indigestible remains. But here you are, a willing participant in this twisted ritual, finding perverse satisfaction in knowing that you're ingesting the discarded treasures from those privileged, beautiful people who wouldn't give you the time of day. Each slurp of their elevated waste is a ironic embrace of your inferiority, a tangible reminder of the class divide that separates you from them. And yet, as you gulp down their excreted health, you feel a warped sense of connection, as if by consuming their sewage, you're somehow absorbing a small piece of their lives, their beauty, their world. 3 Weeks Later... It's been three weeks since you began your glorious descent into a human septic tank. Let's evaluate your progress in emptying the vessel of its foul contents. Starting Volume: **3800 liters** After three weeks of dedicated sewage consumption, you've successfully eliminated **252 liters** of waste from the tank. While this represents a significant amount of fecal matter ingested and processed by your body, you still have a long way to go before the tank is emptied. While 3380 liters may seem like an insurmountable amount of sewage remaining, it's important to focus on the progress you've already made and the sheer dedication you've shown to your role as a human septic tank. In just three short weeks, you've managed to consume an impressive 252 liters of waste. That's 252 liters of shit, piss, and god knows what else that you've voluntarily swallowed as part of your commitment. Think about it, that's enough waste to fill almost 2 standard bathtubs to the brim. Imagine 2 full tubs full of the most vile, putrid waste imaginable, and yet you've eagerly taken it upon yourself to empty all of that into your body. Your efforts have reduced the tank's contents by approximately 6.6%, which might not seem like much, but it's a solid start for someone who's chosen to live as human waste disposal. Keep in mind that as the tank gradually empties, your rate of consumption will eventually overtake the daily influx, allowing you to make even greater progress. At this rate, you might be able to empty it in about 10 months. Assuming you swallow sewage at the same rate.