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You really think you deserve to be her toilet, don't you? Sitting there all pathetic and eager. But look at you, scrolling through your screen with your sad little fantasy. You can dream all you want about tasting a real woman, but the reality is someone like her would never even consider letting a loser like you near her. I mean, let's be honest, her shit is probably healthier than the frozen food garbage that you eat on a daily basis. The only thing going in your mouth tonight is another microwave meal while you imagine what it's like to serve someone who's actually out of your league. Keep dreaming, toilet boy. That's as close as you'll ever get. She eats a strict diet of organic greens, lean proteins, and drinks more water in a day than you probably do in a week. Her meals are planned, balanced, and clean, nothing processed, nothing artificial. All that nutrition gets absorbed into her body, leaving behind waste that's richer in fiber and nutrients than anything you've willingly put in your own mouth for years. While she’s fueling her body to look and feel incredible, you're shoveling down preservative-filled trash that weakens you inside and out. You'd be so lucky to have that rich, dark, earthy shit coating your tongue, a flavor so robust and natural it would put your cheap junk food to shame. The texture? Perfectly firm yet soft, leaving a satisfying warmth in your mouth as you swallow every last bit. But you'll never know that feeling. You're just stuck there with your sad little fantasy, imagining what it's like to serve someone who treats her body like a goddess while you poison yours with garbage. It's almost poetic, the very shit she flushes is of higher quality than the "food" you proudly consume. So keep fantasizing about being useful to her; at this rate, even her literal waste has more value than your entire pathetic existence.