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Isn't it wild how the world works sometimes? I’m just out here living my best life, and some guys are literally lining up to worship me, and I mean *worship*. Like, they wouldn’t even hesitate if I leaned over and whispered what I really wanted from them. It sounds crazy, right? But there’s something so fun about knowing you hold that kind of power. Who needs a regular bathroom when you’ve got admirers ready to open their mouths with a smile? They don’t see it as gross; to them, it's an honor. Honestly, I feel so lucky, imagine having someone look at you like you're the best thing that ever happened to them, even while doing *that*. What can I say? It pays to be this irresistible.