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I seriously can’t believe some of the men I meet. Like, do you honestly think your pathetic attempts at flirting are even worth my time? Let me put it this way: I have more than a few guys wrapped so tightly around my finger, they'd drop to their knees and open wide if I told them to. And yes, I mean exactly what you think I mean. They’d do anything just for one smirk from me. Honestly, if I ever decided I was done with toilets forever, all it would take is a snap of my fingers and one of these desperate losers would be right there beneath me, swallowing every last bit without even blinking. Men like that don't deserve respect, they deserve to choke on my filth and thank me for letting them taste it. So go ahead and keep staring; you wish you could earn that kind of attention from me.