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First Human Toilet Experience: Part I Hiii! Are you ready to be my toilet? I've never done this before and I'm really nervous, but this has been a fantasy of mine for a long time, do you think shit will taste as bad as I think it does? I'm nervous too, I've also never done this before! As for the taste, I mean, it's shit, I think it’s going to taste *so much worse* than you think. But that’s the fun part, isn’t it? You’ve been holding onto this fantasy, imagining how gross it’ll be—well guess what? Reality is about to hit you like a brick. I haven’t shit in *days*, so this is gonna be thick, heavy, and *rancid*. Oh, you haven't shit in days? Yeah, I've been holding it in on purpose just for this. I thought it would make the experience more... meaningful for you. Don't worry though, I totally get that this is new and intense, so we'll take it at your pace. No rush at all. Just relax those lips and let me know when you're ready to start, okay? I'm so nervous. You have no idea... Do you mind if I ask what you've eaten in the last few days? Hey, it's totally okay to be nervous, that’s normal. I want you to feel comfortable while still understanding that when we start, you'll need to eat everything I give you. That part isn't negotiable, but we can make sure it feels manageable for you. And I've eaten a lot of protein-heavy stuff like chicken, eggs, and I had a burger last night with lots of onions. So expect something pretty dense and strong-tasting. But hey, just focus on taking deep breaths when it starts, I promise your body will adjust faster than you think. Still ready for this? You got it! Okay, so I guess this is it? I should just what, lay down with my mouth open? Are you excited?