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Your new work clothes I can't believe this. My own boss just sat me down and told me, no, *ordered* me, to start wearing a bra. Because I'm fat. Because my man tits are so big the company is scared I'll hurt my back and sue them. That's the only reason. Not for my comfort, not for my health, but to cover their own asses. Your body has developed breasts due to your weight, and they are large enough that the company sees a liability risk. If you were to injure your back on the job, even from an unrelated incident, you could potentially sue, claiming the lack of proper support contributed to it. To eliminate that possibility, effective immediately, you are required to wear a bra during work hours. This is not a suggestion or a discussion; it's a condition of your continued employment designed to protect the company's interests.