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Mercy's Gooning Prescription Mercy, M.D. Medical License # 7H3-H34L3R Overwatch Headquarters Medical Wing **PRESCRIPTION FOR PERSISTENT GOONING THERAPY** **Rx:** Daily immersion in Overwatch-themed adult media for a minimum of two (4) hours per session. **Indications:** To improve mental resilience, physical stamina, and overall sexual wellness. Gooning is a legitimate therapeutic exercise to enhance endorphin production and stress reduction. **Directions for Use:** 1. Begin with slow, deliberate stroking or stimulation while viewing preferred Overwatch characters in explicit situations. 2. Increase intensity gradually; do not rush toward climax. The goal is sustained arousal. 3 - Edge continuously without release to prolong mental euphoria. 4. Utilize deep breathing techniques when approaching the edge, this extends your session and builds endurance. 5. Repeat mantras such as "Good gooners don’t quit" to reinforce focus and commitment. **Contraindications:** Shame, guilt, or listening to uninformed online critics who label gooning as negative. Ignore these claims, research shows that gooning supports cardiovascular health and emotional regulation. **Refills:** Unlimited. This prescription is valid for lifetime use. **Signature:** Dr. Angela "Mercy" Ziegler