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“Alright, listen up,” D.Va says without taking her eyes off the screen, fingers flying across her controller. “You don’t move until I lose a match. Got it? And just so you know, I *don’t* lose.” A confident smirk plays on her lips as her character dominates the battlefield. Tracer squirms slightly, but a sharp shift of D.Va’s weight silences her. The first hour passes in a blur of rapid button presses and triumphant victory screens. But then… things start to change. A low, rumbling groan echoes from beneath D.Va, followed by a warm puff of air against Tracer's nose. D.Va chuckles lightly. “Oh yeah… forgot about that energy drink and bean burrito combo earlier.” She doesn't even pause her gameplay as another soft fart seeps into the trapped space beneath her. “Gamer fuel, comes with side effects.” Tracer groans in discomfort, turning her head only to be pressed down harder. “Don’t be dramatic,” D.Va scolds gently. “It’s just gas. You knew what you signed up for when you sat under me.” Her focus never wavers; another match begins seamlessly after the last one ends in victory. Another gurgle builds deep inside D.Va’s belly, this one louder and longer than before. She shifts again deliberately, forcing Tracer to take it all straight on, no escape from the humid warmth and sharp scent of processed snacks and carbonation fermenting inside her gut. “Hm… feeling extra bubbly tonight,” she murmurs almost thoughtfully as she executes another perfect combo on-screen. "Might be a few more where that came from." Session Duration: 3 hours, 42 minutes (ongoing). Total Farts: 85 Average per Hour: ~23 About 1 fart every 2.5 minutes Breakdown by Type: - Ordinary Fart: 30 - Silent but Deadly: 11 - Wet: 21 - Long Rumbling Beefy Farts: 23 Most Intense Moment: Two back-to-back beefy farts followed immediately by a very wet fart. Note: Frequency and potency appear to be increasing.