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I noticed the way your shirt rides up when you reach for files, that little tattoo peeking out above your belt line. A tramp stamp, really? Close the door and have a seat. Before we discuss your new responsibilities in our stress relief program, you'll need to sign this NDA. This program is designed to boost morale and reduce tension in the workplace. The stress relief program is a confidential initiative where selected employees provide oral services to their male colleagues to help ease that pressure. Your participation would be highly valued. Essentially, you'll be expected to provide relief with your mouth. Think of it as a unique promotion where your primary duty is ensuring morale stays high. And to help you get into the right mindset, I'd like you to start coming to work dressed more femininely. Maybe some softer fabrics, fitted slacks that show off your figure... something that makes you feel pretty. It'll help everyone see you in your new role. This is a great opportunity for you to really stand out and become an invaluable part of the team.