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I really thought it was a cute, flirty idea when I put that in my profile bio. "If you can read what my tramp stamp says, you get 1 free use." The font is all swirly and cursive, I figured nobody would actually be able to make it out from that one pic I posted. But apparently, it’s not as hard to read as I thought. My inbox has been absolutely flooded with screenshots of guys zooming in on that photo of my lower back, correctly spelling out every letter. And a promise is a promise… so now I’m bending over for strangers almost every night because of one silly line in my bio. My ass is sore, my jaw hurts, and I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve had to honor that "free use" offer. Maybe next time I’ll just stick to posting mirror selfies.