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I still can’t believe how she got me with this. We were just messing around, joking about what it'd be like if I had a tramp stamp, and my little sister convinced me the stencil was a temporary tattoo. "It's just for fun," she said. "Wash it off whenever you want." Yeah... well, I tried washing. And scrubbing. And nothing happened. Turns out the ink was real, permanent as hell, and now every time I turn my back in a locker room or at the beach, there's Hello Kitty staring back from right above my ass. She knew exactly what she was doing… It's embarrassing enough knowing it's there, but thinking about trying to date someone? I mean, think about it... what girl is gonna take me seriously now? Picture this: We hit it off, things are going great, then I turn around to take my shirt off and she just bursts out laughing. "Oh my god... you have a Hello Kitty tramp stamp??!" What woman is going to keep a straight face when she sees her boyfriend has the most humiliating, undeniably girly tramp stamp ever?