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Ugh, I am so done. Just got back from another "date," and surprise, another guy with a fucking micro-penis. Like, what is the point? I'm tired of getting all dressed up just to be disappointed by some guy who's packing less than my pinky finger. Seriously, what are they even bringing to the table at that point? Can't satisfy anyone. Oh my god, you are so right. There has to be some kind of universal sign, a marking or something they're all required to have so we can just avoid them. Because I swear, the confidence on these guys is always inversely proportional to what they're packing. It's such a waste of lipstick and perfume. A mark? Like a tramp stamp or something? Oh my god, yes! That is perfect. Just picture it: some dude with a tiny little butterfly tattooed right above his ass. It’s like a warning label. You see that and you know he can't do anything for you. I bet they'd even pick something cute and dainty themselves, a flower, maybe a star, totally owning the fact that they're not real men. Would save us all so much time. Right? It should be legally mandated. A huge public service announcement for women everywhere. Imagine walking into a bar and just doing a quick scan, any guy with that little lower-back tattoo, you just walk right on by. Total game-changer. It’s not even mean, it’s just efficiency! We'd have so much more time to focus on guys who are actually worth the effort. This would be the single greatest feminist victory of our generation.