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I don't understand why you wanted to be a garbage bin, but since you begged so nicely, I've arranged for your permanent transformation. That's right, starting today, you're my personal garbage receptacle. You'll still be able to smell and taste everything I throw inside you, from moldy leftovers to used tissues and spoiled food. Here is what you can expect... **Fruit Garbage** Banana peels, apple cores with brown spots, squishy strawberries, moldy grapes, orange rinds with white fuzz, peach pits with clinging rotten flesh, and watermelon rinds crawling with fruit flies. **Vegetable Garbage** Slimy cucumber ends, wilted lettuce leaves, potato peels turning green, rotten onion layers, mushy tomatoes bursting at the seams, and broccoli stalks covered in black spots. **Meat Garbage** Chicken bones, ground beef, bacon grease containers, fish heads, steak fat trimmings, sausage casings, veal bones, and lamb gristle. **Take Out Garbage** Leftover pizza, half-eaten burgers, soggy french fries, congealed Chinese food, stale tortilla chips, dried-out rice, and spoiled dipping sauces. **Other Garbage** Used paper towels, hair from her hairbrush, used cotton swabs, cat litter clumps, soiled facial tissues, used menstrual products, toenail clippings, used condoms, spit, and sometimes dirty diapers.