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You messed up, your gf was telling you about her little brother who had to wear diapers to bed until he was six because he wet the bed every single night. She was sharing a vulnerable family memory, and all you could do was make fun. You thought it was so funny, but she didn't crack a smile. You thought it was funny? I'm going to show you funny. You have no idea how difficult it was for me to see my little brother struggle like that, how much the other kids teased him, and you just sit there and laugh. I bought a pack of diapers for you today. And don't think for a second this is up for debate. You're wearing one tonight. In fact, you're wearing one every night from now on. And if you wake up needing to pee in the middle of the night, well, good thing you'll already be wearing your diaper, isn't it? You are not allowed to take it off until I say so in the morning. Let's see if bedwetting is still so hilarious when it's happening to you. I'm genuinely so excited for you to wake up tomorrow morning wearing a warm, wet diaper. It's going to be so adorable! You're going to be so embarrassed, and honestly? It's what you deserve for being a jerk. Now you get to be my little bedwetter. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you… by making sure you're always in a fresh diaper before bed. Honestly, I think this new rule is going to work out perfectly. It's just so much easier than letting you get up and stumble to the bathroom. This way, we both get more sleep!