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That's my friends' girlfriend is cleaning my house while completely naked. Why is she doing it? It's a long story. What's important is that this girl is studying to be a lawyer. Can you believe that? Some high-powered attorney in training, down on her hands and knees scrubbing my floors with no clothes on. What a joke. Maybe she should just drop out of school and become a maid instead; it seems like she's better suited for it anyway. I hope I never get stuck with a woman lawyer. You just never know what they're really doing in their free time. The last thing I want is to be in a courtroom wondering if the person defending me has spent her weekend licking some guys' toilet clean. It just doesn't inspire confidence, you know? You know, I bet I actually could convince her to drop out. It wouldn't even be that hard. She's clearly so happy when she's doing this kind of work, you can just see it in her eyes. A high-stress career like law would just burn her out and make her miserable. She's so attractive, she could easily find a wealthy husband if that's what she wanted later on, so it's not like her future would be in jeopardy. But maybe all this stress from law school is just unnecessary pressure. Some people are just more suited for hands-on work that lets them see the results of their effort right away. A career as a professional maid could be so much more fulfilling for someone with her talents. She'd probably be happier and less stressed, honestly. I'd just be helping her see that.