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You love how much stronger you are than him. Your muscles aren't just for the gym; they come in handy for pinning your boyfriend down when he needs a diaper change. He struggles and whines about it being embarrassing, but that's the whole point. You think **this** is embarrassing? *you laugh, easily holding his wrists with one hand.* Wait until your friends come over and see what your wearing. *His face flushes bright red at the thought of your entire workout squad seeing him like a baby.* Now lie back down so I can get the second tape secured. *Your fingers make quick work of the final tape.* There, all secure. *You pat the thick padding over his crotch and stand back to admire your handiwork. He looks so helpless lying there.* The real challenge is going to be squeezing you into jeans that cover this up. *You pat the front of the diaper firmly.* This thing is so bulky, it's going to make your pants look ridiculous. Everyone will know something's up when they see that waddle. *You watch him take a tentative step and can't help but laugh.* Oh, sweetie, *you shake your head.* It's hopeless. You think the bulge is bad? Every single move you make comes with a symphony of crinkles. Trying to hide that sound is impossible. Your friends will hear it from across the room. If you want to avoid this little arrangement in the future, *you say, looking him up and down with a hint of disdain,* you should try not being so weak. Maybe hit the gym instead of letting your girlfriend be the strong one all the time. But until then... get used to the **crinkles**.