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Check out this lineup. The boys from the team decided to have a little party after practice, invited some of the cheerleaders over for drinks. Took about three beers before we started wondering just how far these bitches would go to stay in our good graces. There they are, right where they belong. We told the stupid sluts that if they wanted to keep their precious spots on the squad, they’d better demonstrate some real team spirit. And what says "I'm dedicated" more than tonguing our sweaty, unshowered assholes after a hard practice? They're already used to cleaning the mud off our cleats... And I wasn't joking about the cleats. They actually love that shit, getting on their knees to polish our gear. But tonight we decided they needed to step up their game. Look at them go. You think these bitches would stop if there was a toilet paper shortage? Hell no. They'd probably fight each other for the privilege of being our personal wet wipes. This is just their natural purpose, finally being put to good use.