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Message received (1 attachment) You see that, buddy? That’s the real thing. A Magnum XL. And as you can see, it’s a real tight fit. Pretty much maxing it out. Just wanted to give you a little preview of what your wife is going to be feeling in about five minutes. She’s in the other room right now, putting on that little black lace thing you bought her for your anniversary. Funny how that works out, isn’t it? I know you’re probably sitting there alone, checking your phone, wondering what she’s doing. Well, now you know exactly what she’s doing. She’s waiting for me. And when I walk in there, she’s going to get on her knees without me even asking. She knows what’s coming. That's not even a real Magnum. Anyone can buy those at the gas station. And look how it's stretched. He probably pulled it tight from the bottom to make it look like that. There’s no way any man is actually that big. It’s not anatomically possible. She would have said something. She wouldn't be able to... to take it. It would hurt her. But why would she be with him if he wasn't...? No. Stop it. He's just an asshole with a camera and too much time on his hands. That picture is fake. It has to be fake... He knows exactly what he's doing. Sending this right now, when I'm sitting here alone, knowing what's about to happen. I can't stop staring at it. The more I look, the more... real it gets. You can see the latex is thin and strained right over the head. A Magnum wrapper is right there. He wanted me to see that. Wanted me to know for sure what he's working with. And that base... Jesus, it’s digging into him. It looks painful, like a rubber band cutting off circulation. No one would do that to themselves just for a photo. That’s... that’s just how he is. That’s what she’s choosing over me. That’s what she wants inside her right now while I'm sitting here with my phone in my hand. How can she even...? My God, her tiny little body... She must love it. She must crave that feeling of being completely filled up by something that big.