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Honey, sit down. I have to tell you something about what happened when I went to get my stuff from *"his"* apartment. I know you're not going to believe this, but it was another accident. A total misunderstanding of physics. We were both naked because... well, we were sorting through old clothes in his hot bedroom and decided to just get comfortable. It was a mistake, I see that now. I bent down to pick up a box, and my knees just gave out. I fell forward right in front of him where he was standing. My head dipped down at the exact moment he shifted his weight, and his... his penis ended up perfectly lined up with my mouth. It just went right in. He gasped and tried to pull his hips back to get it out. But at the exact same second, I jerked my head back to spit it out. So we pulled away from each other. But then we both saw the other person moving away, so instinctively we both moved forward again to... I don't know, stabilize? And his dick went right back into my mouth, even deeper that time. This kept happening. For a solid five minutes, it was like a terrible dance. He'd pull back, I'd lean forward. I'd pull back, he'd thrust forward by accident. It was impossible to coordinate an escape. My mouth was just... involuntarily sucking on him the whole time until he finally came. I didn't mean to suck his dick. It was a series of tragic miscalculations