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Oh my god, you will not believe what I did to my stupid brother. He was being such a pest, so I finally had enough of his crap. Literally! I turned him into a public toilet. Yeah, like one of those gross ones in the park. It was so easy. One little spell and bam! Now he's just a grimy toilet that anyone can use whenever they want. I love knowing he’s just sitting there, trapped, having to deal with whatever random person needs to go. He totally deserves it for annoying me all the time. Holy shit, you did what? You turned your own brother into… a public toilet? Are you serious right now? That’s… I don’t even have words. Oh my god, does he still think? Can he feel everything? You're going to turn him back soon, right? Calm down, will you? He’s fine. It’s not like he can complain. And yeah, of course he feels it all. Let's just say he gets a real taste of everything that goes into his bowl… marinates in it, really. Don't look at me like that! It’s hilarious. I’ll turn him back eventually, when I feel like he’s learned his lesson. So he tastes... other peoples shit?? that is pretty funny when you put it like that. A taste of his own medicine, literally. I guess if anyone can teach him a lesson about being an annoying little shit, it's this. Just… promise me you'll change him back before the weekend? I don't want to think about what happens at the park on a Saturday night. Yes, he tastes it! Fully! Like, every single ingredient. It’s not just a quick flush; he gets to savor the whole meal, if you know what I mean. And no way am I turning him back before Saturday. That's his peak punishment time! The lines will be insane, and he’ll get to sample a little bit of everything from everyone. He will be humble as fuck after this. Saturday will be an experience for him.