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Everyone always said she was the golden child, straight-A student, full scholarship to a top college. Her brother? He barely graduated high school, works part-time at a hardware store, and still lives in their old hometown. Oh, and she has magic powers on top of everything else that makes her so perfect. Um... Sis? Things aren't great here. The store cut my hours again. I was wondering... could I maybe stay with you for a little while? I just... I really need a hand right now. Of course you can stay with me, I want to help. But let's be honest; every time I've tried to help you get on your feet, it hasn't worked out. So I have one offer. You can come live with me permanently as my personal toilet. You'll be useful, you'll be taken care of, but that's the job. It's the only role I think you're truly suited for at this point. Your... toilet? I don't... What does that even mean? Like, a real toilet? How would that work? I know it sounds strange. But yes, I'd use magic. You'd become the toilet in my private bathroom. I would sit on you to shit and piss whenever I need to go. It's a simple, honest purpose where you can't possibly fail. That's my offer, a permanent, stable place with me. Take it or leave it. *I can't believe she's serious. Being a toilet... forever? No more video games, no more seeing friends. But then again, I don't really have any friends left. It's either this or sleeping in my car next week when the rent is due. At least with her, I'd have a roof over my head... well, sort of. And she did say 'permanent'. I'd never have to worry about money or finding another dead-end job again. God, it's so humiliating... but isn't being homeless worse?* Fine, I'll be your toilet...