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I can't believe the girl who friend zoned me is now begging me to become her personal trash can for a whole week. She says it's the funniest idea she's ever had and won't stop texting me about it. Like, what part of 'no' does she not understand? She thinks just because I liked her once, I'll let her treat me like literal garbage. It's so degrading, but she keeps laughing like it's some kind of hilarious joke. Why would anyone even want that? omg I had the BEST idea 😂😂 you know how you were always saying you'd do anything for me? 🙄 Well... what if you were my garbage can for a week?? Like my actual kitchen bin 🗑️ It would be sooo funny!! Think about it, it totally makes sense! You get to prove how loyal u are and I get a human trash can 🤪 It'll be fun for both of us I swear! Just think of all the stuff... old food, cat litter, maybe even diapers if sarah visits with her baby 👶🍼 plsss say yes, it’ll be hilarious and you know you want to 😘 cmon it’s not even that hard!! you just sit in the corner of my kitchen 😛 I do all the work, just drop stuff in. You’ll get to taste everything I throw away lolol 🤢 but fr you’d get used to the smell after a day or two, everyone does! It’s not like you have a hot date or anything 🙊 you can just sit there and be useful for once. It’s literally the easiest job ever, just existing and being my dumpster 🥺 plsss say yesssss! Just imagine, you get to taste everything I eat, or, what I don't want 😋 Like the crusts from my pb&j sandwiches 🥪 or the gross fat i cut off my steak 🥩 Oh and all the leftover smoothie that gets all thick and chunky if I don't finish it 🤮 It’s not even that bad! Mostly just like... mushy veggies from my stir fry 🍲 or maybe some old guacamole that turned brown 🥑 And of course whatever random stuff is stuck to my plates when I scrape them off. See? Not a big deal at all! You'll barely even notice 😇 Of course, I said yes. Her voice was so excited over the phone, and even though my stomach turned at the thought, I couldn't bear to disappoint her. She started giggling, already planning out where I'd sit in her kitchen. I just stood there, phone pressed to my ear, knowing I was about to become a human trash can for the girl who would never see me as anything more. But if this is what it took to make her happy, to be close to her for a week, then I'd do it.