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You know, I was just thinking about how much garbage I produce. Like, a lot. My skincare routine alone fills up a whole bag every week. And honestly, the whole 'taking the trash out' thing is just... so beneath me. So I had this amazing idea. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for one of you. I'm looking for someone to become my personal garbage bin. Literally. You'd transform into it. No more human form, just a sleek, probably stainless steel can right here in my ensuite bathroom. Think about it! You'd get to be up close and personal with everything I discard. My empty La Mer jars, the cotton pads with my expensive toner on them, the used toilet paper. You'd be an essential part of my daily life. It's kind of funny when you think about it, right? Going from being a nobody to being *my* trash can. It's a total upgrade. You'd have all your senses, so you could really appreciate the... aroma of my lifestyle. And you'd be conscious, so you'd know you're serving a real purpose for once. Way better than whatever boring life you're living now. So, who's brave enough to stop being a waste of space and start holding mine? DM me your application. Don't be shy